"She’s never where she is. She’s only inside her head."
White Oleander by Janet Fitch  (via blurrymelancholy)

(Source: literarylines)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

For Jensen, what is your favourite Sam iteration and for Jared, what is your favourite Dean iteration? ()

(Source: out-in-the-open)

There’s a difference between Castiel and Cas.

(Source: kinkyabaddon)

(Source: detoxys)

mamalaz:

This foreshadowing actually kills me. If Merlin could just find Arthur again, he would be his servant in every life until the end of time.

abnormal-fallen-angel:

highlyfunctioningsociopathat221b:

If we didn’t have these I’d have no idea what day it is

How to tell what day it is without school.

jdmejia04:

amoralovesfood:

image

how many times have i quoted this movie

not enough

(Source: cabbagefuneral)

buzzedfeed:

this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring 

magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

Donna Noble - Tumblr version

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(Source: cecilyjeanne)

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.
fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.
fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts)

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.